|Noxia and Bumblebee <3|
Name: Noxia Prime
Work: Hunter, commander
Alt fraction: Valkryiebot, triplecharger
Age: 4 million years
Alt mode: Jet, Valkryie mode
Combat mode: Valkryie mode
Weapons: Arrow and blades
Companion: Nero, the black catfaced spy-scorpion (alt modes: backpack, computer)
- Jhiaxus (father/creator)
- Bumblebee (mate/husband)
- Natrio (son)
- Lightspeed (daugther)
*she have one borther or sister, but she never seen //Looking for sisters or brothers XD//
Hey guys! Didn't see me and my drawings awhile. You know at last of 2-3 years I had lot of social problem and things to do by school and job. And I've lost my inspirate for drawing also my Photoshop program. For while I have drawing on paint... but at least my digital pad is working yet. <3 As a good start after a long "rest time" I'm start with a social parody about Mary Sues. This Paint-drawing tells everything about this problem alot!
Starkisser: *a glitchy pink thing shows up with furry hairs and feathered angel wings* Hi my fellow ugly Decepticon soldiers!
Cyc: Who are you??
Starkisser: I'm Starkisser, the favourite cutie daugther of Megatron and Queen Alaria from Abyss and the future leader of Decepticons and Autobots, the chosen of Primus, princess of Cybertron and spakmate of Optimus Prime, mother Of Bumblebee and Arcee. You have to respect and love me!
Cyc: Wait a minute, femme, wait! I'm asking you again... WHO THE SLAGGING HELL ARE YOU?!
Starkisser: I said I'm Starkisser, the favourite cutie daugther of Primus and Queen Alaria from Abyss and the future leader of Decepticons and Autobots, the princess of Cy...
Dem: Hold on, girl! Slow! We heard it once time, but I don't understand it. Just let start from the beginning... you are Starkisser, right?
Dem: Who gave you this name?
Starkisser: My lovely daddy Megatron!
Cyc: Megatron? Lovely?
Dem: And how he - who is a cruel and hard warlord of the Decepticons without mercy and he hates the cutie things - could give this name to you?
Starkisser: Because I'm pink and I have stars, and he thought the "kisser" suits me better.
Cyc: Name is Starbitch suits you better!
Starkisser: You have to respect me, ugly orangeface helicopter because I'm your princess!
Cyc: What is the princess?
Starkisser: It's a royal rank for a royal cutie one like me because I'm daugther of Megatron and Queen Alaria!
Dem: Queen who?
Starkisser: Queen Alaria the queen of Abyss and she's a powerful inmortal half dragon, hald angel, half valkyrie, half Transformer and she's sister of Alpha Trion!
Cyc: ... Really? And Ratchet or Knockout has seen your processor, femme?
Dem: So then you're look like multiraced one... and why do you think you are the chosen of Primus and princess of Cybertron?
Starkisser: Errr... because I'm a powerful Transformer since I've born and Primus thinks I'm the one who would lead the Cybertron, but Unicron wants me be his wife and mother of his ugly sparklings because of my godness power what Primus has given for me!
Dem: What Primus has given for you... for what?!
Starkisser: For I'm the most powerfull and strongest chosen one all of Universes... ALL OF THE UNIVERSES!
Cyc: You mentioned yourself as Transformer... when your mother is not 100% Transformer like you!
Starkisser: Of course I'm a Transformer!
Cyc: But you have feathered wings, furry hairs and skin under of your plates!!!!
Starkisser: Why not? This makes me more powerful and sexy for make you all horny and fall love for me. *winks*
Dem: And WHY Optimus would marry you when he has Elita one... wait... are you said you are mother of Bumblebee and Arcee? HOW?!
Starkisser: Elite One is a stupid bitch!!!!!!!! I'm better for Optimus Prime and Bee and Arcee would be my children. They has born by me and my Optimus, that's it! Anyway all of the femmes are bitches just me is the cutiest and the smartest one who the Mechs want, and I love when they falls for me and try save me every time when the evil ones are kidnap me for my powers and beauty.
Cyc: Demmy, let me kill her! She's so glitchy!
Dem: And HOW would you be leader both of the Decepticons and Autobots? A true Transformer has to choose ONE side. Again, ONE SIDE.
Starkisser: I'm leader of both of them because Megatron is my father and Optimus is my husband! That's it!
Dem: But do you have alt mode?
Starkisser: Yes. I never used it because I no need for them but I can tramsform to lot of things. I'm car, jet, angel, dragon, weapon for my love Optimus, a cat, fairy-valkyrie, etc, etc... so I'm multicharger!
Dem: Multicharger doesn't exist! Impossible!
Starkisser: Why wouldn't be impossible?! Of course is it!!
Starkisser: Yes and shut up!!
Cyc: I KILL YOU NOW...!
Dem: *holds Cyc back* Calm down! It's useless!
Starkisser: Yes because I'm inmortal and undefeated one!
Dem: But you would have a weakness like everyone!
Starkisser: Weakness? What?
Cyc: ENOUGH!!!!! *he pushes Dem away and attacks on Starkisser.*
Starkisser: *nothing happened.*
Cyc: Huh?! *attacks again.*
Starkisser: *nothing happened.*
Cyc: *attacks on her all of his powers kicking, blowing, shooting, burning...*
Starkisser: *NOTHING HAPPENED!!!*
Cyc: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??? WHY YOU WOULDN'T DIE????
Starkisser: Because I'm inmortal and powerful and no one can defeat me.
Cyc: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! IT'S GODMODDING!!
Starkisser: It's not, because I've born with this. *she burnsa in flash light and burns EVERYTHING around her killing Dem and Cyc to never revived again.*Vector: Another metameaning Mary Sue with godmode? Fuck yourself bitch. *sends Starkisser into the void where she's die and then Vector Prime makes sure about this event never happened...